In response to Pat Robertson’s annual Halloweenophobic rant:
Pat Robertson Isn’t Harmless, Says Satan
[ AP – Gehenna, Abaddon ] Your niece may look adorable in her Easter Bonnet, with all its frills upon it, but what she’s dressed to celebrate is actually the human sacrifice of a death cult.
This is the public service announcement brought to you by the Prince of the Earth, on his TV program, “The 666 Club” seen every Thursday night following “Two Broke Girls”.
“Acting under the evil spell of evangelists like Pat Robertson, their parents are going to make them eat sacrificial human flesh and drink blood in a barbaric ceremony on Sunday”, Satan warned. “These kids don’t understand what they’re getting themselves into…”