…and you’ll never guess what her defense is.
Oh wait, yes you will: it’s the Bible:
Ask me again what harm religion does…?
If I told you a guy thought the Bible gave him license to beat his daughter with frozen bacon, you might think I was crazy:
…but you really SHOULD think that HE’S crazy, shouldn’t you?
The important thing is, he’s not a filthy atheist, right believers…?
“I’m not sure whether I knew
it was a crime or not”
It’s a darn shame that “Thou shalt not rape kids” didn’t make it into the Old Testament. I mean, the thing about not eating shellfish is in there…
…the child he was with was having issues putting on shoes because of an ankle brace…
Jesus slugs the little children
all the little children of the world
if you’re slowed down by your brace
Dad will punch you in the face
Jesus slugs the little children of the world…
Remember kids, Atheist Santa says to:
“Be good for goodness’ sake.”
And also, toys. Toys are cool. So be good for toys.
Wait, no. Toys and goodness. Yeah, that seems like a good balance:
Be good for goodness sake, and for toys.
But mostly toys…
Filing another one under “What harm does it do?”
Since her daughters were possessed by Satan, it was cool with her that her husband started raping them when they were nine:
Ask me again why I try to dissuade people away from their supernatural notions…
…AND blames his victim, even after he’s confessed:
But again, at least he’s not an atheist, right…?
Thaaaaaat’s nice. Buttholes…