Category Archives: Children

Punch Your Kid In The Face For Jesus

“An Orlando man was arrested on Sunday after deputies said he punched a child in the face after they didn’t get to church quick enough.”
PunchedKidInTheFaceFor BeingLateForChurch

…the child he was with was having issues putting on shoes because of an ankle brace…

Jesus slugs the little children
all the little children of the world
if you’re slowed down by your brace
Dad will punch you in the face
Jesus slugs the little children of the world…

Mom Okay With Rape of “Satanic” Daughters

Filing another one under “What harm does it do?”

Since her daughters were possessed by Satan, it was cool with her that her husband started raping them when they were nine:

Ask me again why I try to dissuade people away from their supernatural notions…