Category Archives: Jesus

Shoot ‘Em In The Face For Jesus

Angry at the atheist on her couch for being, well, an atheist on her couch, Anitra Braxton popped a cap in her eye-socket, and left the dead body shrouded in a blanket as a “shrine for God”.


She later told police that the victim had been shot in the eye for not believing in God.

We’re getting new “What Harm Does It Do?” stories at an alarmingly increasing rate it seems. Perhaps the devout could pray to God to make them less devout…

Jeb Bush Has Baby Jesus In His Pants

I don’t necessarily link to stories to encourage people to read them. It’s more like: “Dude, I am NOT making this sh*t up!”

Anyway, here’s this one:

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Then he paused, fishing around in his pants pocket.

“I actually carry little Baby Jesus here…”

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For any voters who insist on backing a candidate who outright denies having an invisible, omniscient, and omnipotent campaign advisor (who, by the way, would be first in line for the Invisible, Omniscient, and Omnipotent Senior Cabinet Official) the pickings are admittedly slim.

In fairness to Jeb Bush, he’s not the only guy on the planet being guided by whatever’s in his pants…