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Jeb Bush Has Baby Jesus In His Pants

I don’t necessarily link to stories to encourage people to read them. It’s more like: “Dude, I am NOT making this sh*t up!”

Anyway, here’s this one:

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Then he paused, fishing around in his pants pocket.

“I actually carry little Baby Jesus here…”

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For any voters who insist on backing a candidate who outright denies having an invisible, omniscient, and omnipotent campaign advisor (who, by the way, would be first in line for the Invisible, Omniscient, and Omnipotent Senior Cabinet Official) the pickings are admittedly slim.

In fairness to Jeb Bush, he’s not the only guy on the planet being guided by whatever’s in his pants…